Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Elijah wakes up in a cage, and can barely remember anything about himself or his situation. He fights his way alone to escape a building full of bizarre and deadly monsters, while learning disturbing truths about himself. Once he finds the way out, he has to pass it up and keep fighting to rescue hiw wife and child from his nemesis.

Author Bio.

has previously published three other books and various short stories, as well as spending two years as a journalist for The Michigan Daily Newspaper. He studied creative writing under the tutelage of Jonis Agee, author of “Strange Angels” and “South of Resurrection.”

Social Media Links:

Facebook: http://facebook.com/quannage

LinkedIn: http://linkedin.com/in/quannage

Twitter: http://twitter.com/bahamutali

Google +: http://plus.google.com/+JuQuanWilliams/posts/dfYxCtyVdAq

Purchasing Links:

amazon.comhttp://amzn.to/10xhzvz

kindle:  http://amzn.to/1GrgVRg

Smashwords.com: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/325166?ref=DragonKnight2013

Also available: bn.com, nook, and itunes

The book is $12.99, downloads are 2.99

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Melissa6 portrait Growing up in Ontario, Canada, M.J. was the only child of a single mom.  Her passion for the arts ignited at a young age as she wrote adventure stories and read them aloud to close family and friends.  The dramatic arts became a focus in high school as an aid to understanding character motivation in her writing.  Majoring in Theatre Production at York University, with a minor in English, she went on to teach both elementary and high school for 10 years throughout Simcoe County. M.J. currently lives with her husband and young son in Caledon, Ontario.  She keeps busy these days with her emerging authors’ website Infinite Pathways: hosting writing contests, providing editing services, free publicity tips, book reviews, and opportunities for authors to build their writing platform and portfolio.  In addition she writes articles and edits freelance as she continues her own creative writing working toward completing the next book in the Chronicles Series. Time’s Tempest: The Chronicles of Xannia (1) is M.J.’s debut science fiction novel.  She firmly believes that if she hadn’t been born a Virgo, she wouldn’t be half as organized as she needs to be to get everything done from one day to the next.

Connect With M.J. Online –

http://mjmoores.com

http://facebook.com/AuthorMJMoores

@AuthorMJMoores

http://infinite-pathways.org

http://juzdizrts.wordpress.com

http://www.gwlpublishing.co.uk/m-j-moores

Author Central: http://amazon.com/author/mjmoores

Here are my buy links:

Amazon – Ebook Edition (kindle) – http://www.amazon.ca/Times-Tempest-Chronicles-Xannia-Book-ebook/dp/B00NLM7ERG/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1411082703&sr=1-1

DON’T DO DRUGS

Posted: January 26, 2014 in Uncategorized
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The real santas

Posted: December 24, 2013 in life, Uncategorized
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sorry Home depot but you suck

Posted: December 8, 2013 in Uncategorized
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man:baby it was so good

women:ow daddy did you like it 

men: yes it was moist I need more please

women:you want more

man: yes please 

women: ok here you go

man: thank you baby you make the best pancakes ever

1. when someone goes in your bathroom they look around to find there comfortable so your job is to make it uncomfortable so go to rite aid or cvs and get   and squeeze them out till there empty and leave them on the back of the toilet  

2. get a piece of burned toast burned like this and scrape it all over your toilet .

3. And if all else fails and they can look pass the fact that you have crabs and shit crumbs all over your toilet just hide the dam toilet paper .

you have no business wearing that

Posted: November 5, 2013 in Uncategorized
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1. SKINNY JEANS : THEY HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE BUT THERE SHOULD BE SOME DAM RULES TO WEAR THEM LIKE IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS YOU ARE OUT OF LINE AND SHOULD BE KICKED IN YOUR NUTS .

NEXT IF THEY LOOK LIKE TIGHTS TAKE’EM OFF I GUESS YOU DO NOT PLANE TO EVER REPRODUCE BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE THAT’S A GOOD THING.

2.BAD HAIR CUTS IT MAKES ME SICK ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD POPULATION I

SWEAR THE NEXT DUDE THAT WALK UP TO ME LOOKING LIKE THIS FOOL YOU WRONG HAIR SHOULD BE EVEN NOT STEPS AND FOR THE WOMEN PLEASE DON’T HAVE YOUR DO LOOKING LIKE THIS  YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING THAT PLEASE STOP IT  

The Best VINES of 2013 Compilation

Posted: November 5, 2013 in Uncategorized
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I love making you guys laugh